for the things out there

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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starlorde:

when you start watching a new show and immediately get attached to a character

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capsbooty:

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

^^^^

britneyinventions:

On February 19, 2006, Britney Spears met Steve Jobs on MySpace and befriended him based on a shared love for science fiction. Jobs dreamed of creating a sci-fi reality but didn’t have the creativity nor the intellect to make his dream come true. Spears admired his childlike wonder; it reminded her of her little sister, Jamie Lynn, and she wanted to help him. Spears began designing the touch screen “internet machine” that Jobs had fantasized about and she gave the rights to him once they were complete. Together, they founded the company, Apple, and sold this product as the “iPhone” (2007). Later they expanded production to tablets and computers. In 2008, Spears abandoned the project to continue her career in the performing arts.

britneyinventions:

On February 19, 2006, Britney Spears met Steve Jobs on MySpace and befriended him based on a shared love for science fiction. Jobs dreamed of creating a sci-fi reality but didn’t have the creativity nor the intellect to make his dream come true. Spears admired his childlike wonder; it reminded her of her little sister, Jamie Lynn, and she wanted to help him. Spears began designing the touch screen “internet machine” that Jobs had fantasized about and she gave the rights to him once they were complete. Together, they founded the company, Apple, and sold this product as the “iPhone” (2007). Later they expanded production to tablets and computers. In 2008, Spears abandoned the project to continue her career in the performing arts.

never-a-clever-username:

fandom-weirdo1:

kateinator359:

noctuj:

i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

cheezzpanda:

I’ve got a lot of free time so

EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

every person. 

no, like, every person. 

I WANT IT

i’d like to see you try, man

SHE DID IT

Try me.

Its got over 117,000 notes.  Let’s see if it works!

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

car-princess:

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

So true